this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
Anonymous: I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
finally mcdonalds offers a gluten free, low-fat and vegan menu option
TV show producer:
Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
This is what the Chaotic alignment spectrum looks like.
rats fighting then forget why
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
Limits of the Human Body by Soda Pop Avenue
I am a writer I say as I reblog this
i am an a R TIST
FUCK THIS I’M A MURDERER
Hey, I just like to know my limits.